A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.
Here are some they handed in:
#I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
#Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You keep the ones You already have?
#Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That’s what my Mom did for me and my brother.
#If You watch me in church on Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes.
#I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I’m having a hard time loving all of them.
#In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
#Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
#Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
#Who draws the lines around the countries?
#I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
#Did You really mean “do unto others as they do unto you”? Because if You did, then I’m going to get my brother good.
#Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.
#You don’t have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
#I think about You sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
#My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they?
#I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.#We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.